Ariel Gore is an adventurer, the Indiana Jones of literature. Full-time author and part-time teacher, she’s a novelist, a memoirist, … More
Author: Ariel
pregnant dream
The baby is born and immediately he insists on make up and nail polish. He can talk, I think. Or … More
38 1/2 weeks pregnant
Walking down the street and an old hippie slows her car, leans out her window. “Do you need a ride?” … More
38 weeks pregnant
Thirty-eight weeks pregnant and the nasty indigestion is back. Papaya enzymes don’t work. Or maybe it would be worse without … More
i write in the laundromat
From How to Become a Famous Writer Before You’re Dead Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope … More
Preggers Proust
“Who does Ariel Gore think she is? A preggers Proust?”–Anonymous Post-it Note bandit quoted on gawker.com “Gore’s guide is laugh-out … More
booklist
Booklist thinks How to Become a Famous Writer Before You’re Dead is rad…one of the snappiest, most useful books a … More
how to become a famous writer before you’re dead
Look! You can already pre-order my new book… …and become a famous writer!
Bringing Home 2nd Place at the Tigard Invitational Championship . . .
Dream of the Sphinx
When I was a kid there were rumors in the family about some animated shorts my dad had made in … More