pregnant dream

The baby is born and immediately he insists on make up and nail polish. He can talk, I think. Or…

38 1/2 weeks pregnant

Walking down the street and an old hippie slows her car, leans out her window. “Do you need a ride?”…

38 weeks pregnant

Thirty-eight weeks pregnant and the nasty indigestion is back. Papaya enzymes don’t work. Or maybe it would be worse without…

i write in the laundromat

From How to Become a Famous Writer Before You’re Dead Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope…

Preggers Proust

“Who does Ariel Gore think she is? A preggers Proust?”–Anonymous Post-it Note bandit quoted on gawker.com “Gore’s guide is laugh-out…

booklist

Booklist thinks How to Become a Famous Writer Before You’re Dead is rad…one of the snappiest, most useful books a…

Dream of the Sphinx

When I was a kid there were rumors in the family about some animated shorts my dad had made in…

$577 a Month

The Social Security Administration recently informed me that I’ve earned enough “credits” for my child to receive $577 per month…